“The opening titles scrolled and Deayton, his trademark smirk looking just a little more mischievous (or was it desperate?) than normal, threw himself in at the deep end.”

“In case you haven’t already realised,” he said, “the loser of tonight’s show is the presenter. The words pot, kettle, smug, git, good and kicking all come to mind.”

BBC 1, May 24th 10 PM cet
repeated on Saturday